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♪ Kladim se da smo bili
zajedno milijun godina ♪
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♪ I kladim se da hoćemo
zajedno za milijun više ♪
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♪ Oh, to je kao ja
počeo disati ♪
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♪ One noći kad smo se poljubili ♪
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♪ I ne mogu se sjetiti
što sam ikad prije radio ♪
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♪ Što bismo učinili,
dušo, bez nas? ♪
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♪ Što bismo učinili,
dušo, bez nas? ♪
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♪ I ne postoji ništa mi
ne mogu voljeti jedno drugo kroz ♪
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♪ Što bismo učinili,
dušo, bez nas? ♪
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♪ Ša-la-la-la. ♪
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Hej, tata, daj da ih ponesem.
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Alex, ne budi smiješan.
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Oh, daj, Steven, nisi
trebao nositi teške stvari.
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Upravo ste imali srčani udar.
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Elyse, molim te.
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Svi, učinite mi uslugu.
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Ne želim čuti
riječi "srčani udar".
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Pa, mama je u pravu, tata.
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Mislim, ne bi trebao
prenaprezati se
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budući da si, znaš, imao...
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H-stvarčica.
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Vidi, imao sam...
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H-stvarčica.
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Ali sada mi je dobro.
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Nije kao da će, um...
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D-stvarčica.
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Steven, mislim da jesi
polako gubi svoju M- stvarčicu.
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- Što je za desert, mama?
- Oh, napravio sam malo
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puding od čokolade.
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Oh, dobro, volim
puding od čokolade.
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Oh, ne, to nije za tebe.
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Ovo je tvoj desert.
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Puding od morskih algi i mekinja.
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Elyse, ovo je bilo moje glavno jelo.
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Ne s planktonskim bičem.
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Mmm-mmm.
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Bok. Oprostite što kasnim.
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- Oh, bok.
- Bok, dušo.
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- Hvala na vožnji, Skippy.
- Bok, kapetane.
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Hej, Skippy, hoćeš li
pridružiti nam se na desertu?
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Uh, ne hvala, gospođo Keaton.
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Mislim da ću se samo vratiti
mojoj kući, popni se u moju sobu,
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i nastaviti sa svojim besmislenim
i potpuno nesjajan život.
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Pozdravi svoje roditelje.
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Skippy, nešto nije u redu?
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Nije to nešto, gđo.
Keaton, to je sve.
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Danas je bio Dan karijera u Grantu.
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Dobili smo rezultate
naše testove sposobnosti za posao.
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Kako si prošao, Mal?
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Oh, super.
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Rekli su da sam dobar u kupovini,
razmjena i zamatanje poklona.
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Pa, nadajmo se samo
koristiš svoju moć
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za dobro umjesto za zlo.
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Kako si prošao, Skip?
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Oh, nije loše, nije loše.
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Bio sam, uh, dobro.
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Oh, da, u čemu si dobar?
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„Pretvaranje kisika
u ugljični dioksid."
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Postoji pravi
budućnost u tome, Skip.
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Ajmo, suočimo se s tim,
Dostigao sam svoj vrhunac.
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Odavde je sve nizbrdo.
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Oh, hajde, Skip,
hajde Sredit će se.
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Zašto ne dođeš
sa mnom na desert?
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Ne hvala, gospodine K.
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Jeste li sigurni?
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Idem u Baskin-Robbins.
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Steven, da se nisi usudio.
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Samo ću
milovati malo šerbeta.
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Razvedri se, Skippy,
vidi, donio si kući
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sve te brošure o karijeri.
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Siguran sam da postoji
nešto unutra za tebe.
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Možda si u pravu.
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Hm, "Pridruži se cirkusu.
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Postanite ljudska topovska kugla."
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Bože, Skip, kaže
bio bi dobar u tome.
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Oh, ne, beznadno je.
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Nikada neću imati karijeru.
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Možda bih jednostavno trebao otići
u posao s mojim ocem.
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Oh, što on radi ovih dana?
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On je u mirovini.
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Hajde, Skippy, pogledaj
sve te prilike za karijeru.
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Uh, računalni tehničar.
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Stomatološki asistent.
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Knjigovodstvo.
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Dimnjačar.
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Hej, pogledaj ovo: vojska.
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Nemoj bježati
od dimnjačara.
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Pogledaj ovo... kaže ti
može putovati po cijelom svijetu,
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upoznati nove i zanimljive ljude,
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raditi s najsuvremenijim
tehnologija.
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Oh, i dobio si
voljeti te šešire.
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Oh, vau.
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Ne, hajde,
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Skip, stvarno jesi
ne tip vojske.
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o cemu pricas
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To mi je u krvi.
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Jedan od mojih rođaka bio je a
poznati heroj rata za neovisnost.
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Poručnik Zachariah Handleman.
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Bio je prvi
američki vojnik
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biti zarobljen
svojim vlastitim trupama.
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Skip, budi ozbiljan, znaš.
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To je jako velik korak
o čemu govoriš.
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Želim to učiniti.
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H-Kako se ulazi u vojsku?
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ne znam, mislim,
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Pretpostavljam da ti-ti idi
sve do ureda za zapošljavanje,
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kažeš im da želiš
pridružite se, uh, ispunite neke obrasce,
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uh, obavi liječnički pregled...
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Znate, okrenuti
tvoja glava, kašalj...
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i...
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ti si za
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Ja to mogu.
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I namjeravam.
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Ovo je svitanje novog,
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čvrst, hrabar,
nezavisni Skippy Handleman.
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Alex, hoćeš li poći sa mnom?
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- Jesi li dobro?
- Da.
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Dobar dan.
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Ja sam narednik Davis. Može
Da vam pomognem gospodo?
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Da. Bok, naredniče Davis.
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Ja sam Alex P. Keaton,
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i, uh, ovo je
Irwin Handleman.
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Irwin bi volio
pridružiti se vojsci.
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Pa, to je dobro, Irwine.
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Uh, što te čini
zainteresirani za vojsku?
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Želim biti muškarac, gospodine.
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Pa, ne možemo
obećaj bilo što, Irwine.
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Ali dat ćemo sve od sebe.
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Uh, a što je s tobom, Alex?
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Zašto želite
ući u vojsku?
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Uh, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne,
br. Ja sam, uh, ja sam stvarno...
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Ja nisam vojnik
tip, uh, naredniče.
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Ja sam, uh, ja sam glavni biznis.
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Oh, dobro, onda možda
htjet ćete se pridružiti
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naše nove elitne borbene snage,
zrakoplovno računovodstvo.
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Vojnici fiskalnog rata.
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Vidite, izbacit ćemo ove trupe
iza neprijateljskog teritorija,
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i zeznu se
neprijateljske knjige.
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Uh, pa, zapravo, gospodine,
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Ja sam-ja sam iz obitelji
od, uh, fiskalnih pacifista.
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Mi smo kvekeri.
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Pa, to je šteta. Uh, zašto
zar ne sjednite.
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Irwine, da te pitam nekoliko
pitanja o sebi.
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U redu, pucaj.
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Uh, pa, ne baš.
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- Dob?
- 20.
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Prethodni vojni rok?
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Cub Scouts.
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Onda će biti vojske
dan na plaži za vas.
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Ima li kršenja zakona?
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Pa, neki ljudi
reći da kršim zakone
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prirodne selekcije.
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Obrazovanje?
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Dvije godine fakulteta.
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Oh, to je super. Gdje?
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Grant College.
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Oh.
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Pa, uh, znaš,
Naredniče Davis,
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Grant College...
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pa, biti institut
od-nižeg učenja,
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je proizveo neke
dobri vojni izgledi.
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Uh, zapravo, svibanj
Podsjećam vas, gospodine,
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to, uh, Grant College je
nazvan po Ulyssesu S. Grantu.
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Ili možda Lou Grant.
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Oboje-oboje se dobro bore
ljudi sami po sebi.
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Znaš, Alex, mogao bi
biti odličan kandidat
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za naš Airborne
Tim za verbalni napad.
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Laskaš mi.
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Pa, Irwine,
vojnički rečeno,
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postoji li određeno područje koje
te posebno zanima?
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Pa, uvijek sam vidio
ja vozim tenk.
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Uh, osjećam se prilično dobro pripremljeno,
jer moj otac ima Buick.
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Tenkovi su to.
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To je to? Ja sam za?
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Pa, postoje
nekoliko formalnosti
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koje treba ispuniti,
ali moj opći osjećaj toga,
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Irwine, jesi li to ti?
dobar vojni materijal.
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U redu!
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Hej, hej, Skip, Skip, pogledaj,
ovdje se jako brzo krećeš.
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Sada, jesi li ozbiljan u vezi ovoga?
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Oh, da, stvarno se osjećam
dobro o ovome.
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Ovo je, ovo je pravo za mene.
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Pa, onda ćeš biti
gledajući osam tjedana
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osnovne obuke
u Fort Whartonu.
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- Uh, gdje je to?
- Odmah izvan Daytona.
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Vau, točno na prvim linijama.
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I vidjet ću se
ti dolje, Irwine.
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prenosim
do Fort Whartona.
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Ja ću biti vaš instruktor vježbi.
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Zagrijat će se za vas, naredniče.
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Hej, ne smeta mi ako to učinim.
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- Hvala.
- Oh, mislim da bih volio...
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tata! Ovi čips
nisu za tebe.
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Nije ih odobrio
Američko udruženje za srce.
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Što bih trebao jesti?
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Oh, Steven, što misliš
smo neosjetljivi na to?
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Smislio savršeno
rješenje: srčani čipovi.
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A ove su domaće,
i nema ništa loše u njima.
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Bez soli, bez masti,
bez konzervansa.
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Super, koji je recept?
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Sirovo narežite na tanke ploške
krumpir i poslužite.
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Oh, evo, pusti me...
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To mora biti
Handlemani.
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Gle, malo su
uznemiren što Skippy odlazi,
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pa pokušajte biti podrška
i pokazati im dobar provod.
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- U redu.
- Dobro.
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Zdravo.
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Privatni rukovatelj
javljam se za zabavu, gospodine.
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hej
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Voljno, Handleman, voljno.
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Uđi, Rose.
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- Harry, drago mi je vidjeti te.
- Bok, Rose.
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Bok, Harry.
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Zaista bismo vam željeli zahvaliti
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za bacanje ovoga
mala zabava za Irwina.
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Oh, sigurna sam da bi
baci jedan za nas
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kad bismo išli u vojsku.
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Tako smo ponosni na njega.
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On će biti takav
divan vojnik.
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Izgledat će tako zgodno
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u svojoj uniformi.
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Oh, ne brini, mama.
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Zvat ću te svaki put
dan, dva puta dnevno.
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Uh, uh, jednom dnevno je u redu.
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Svaki drugi dan je u redu.
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Pa, hajdete svi.
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Poslužite se.
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Evo, ima-ima
nešto za pojesti.
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Što on ide
jesti u vojsci?
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Oni ne znaju
kako kuhati za njega.
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On ne jede
sve, znaš.
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Neće biti kao
dobra, hranjiva hrana
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on je jeo u našoj kući
i tvoje sve ove godine.
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Ove su sirove.
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Dakle, Skippy, kada
šaljete li?
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Stvarno uskoro. Uh, zapravo,
Narednik Davis dolazi ovamo
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da me pokupi da možemo biti
u Fort Whartonu do 06:00 sati.
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Što za vas civile
je 600 sati nakon oh.
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Razgovarao sam s narednikom
Davis na telefonu.
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Zvuči kao vrlo fin čovjek.
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Rekao sam mu o
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sve Irwinove specijalitete,
slatke male ćudljivosti.
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Hajde, mama.
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Ne morate to učiniti.
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Ne možeš gledati
preko mene svake minute.
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Jednom ću morati odrasti.
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Sada je u pravu, Rose.
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Sada je veliki dečko.
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Nije isti mali
Skippy koji je hodao okolo
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žvačući staru plavu deku.
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Oh, jesi li ga spakirala, mama?
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Tu je odmah pored
svom inhalatoru za astmu
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i tvoje noćno svjetlo.
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Žao mi je, ne znam
znači postati emotivan,
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ali kako biste svi
osjećaš li da gubiš Alexa?
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Znam kako bih se osjećao.
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I mi svakako
bi pravio zabavu.
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Oprostite.
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Oh, um, naredniče
Davis, pretpostavljam.
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to je točno
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- Ja sam Steven Keaton.
- kako si
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4F, ravna stopala, trik
koljeno, srčani udar.
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To je dobro znati.
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Molim vas, uđite.
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Naredniče Davis, svi.
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Naredniče Davis, gospodine.
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nemaš
da me pozdraviš, Irwine.
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Ovo je slatko, ali ako
to radite u bazi,
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nitko neće htjeti
dijeliti rupu s tobom.
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Naredniče Davis, ja sam
Rose Handleman.
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Čuli smo se telefonom.
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Nisam zaboravio.
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Vaš sin ne može
probaviti mliječne proizvode.
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I ne zaboravite, noću...
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On skida pokrivače
i treba ga ušuškati.
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Pa, valjda idem u rat.
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Što je s tobom, Alex?
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Još nije kasno.
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Uh, ne, naredniče,
stvarno, molim te.
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Ja, ovaj... zapravo, naslijedio sam
trik koljeno mog tate.
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Da.
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što si ti
o čemu pričaš, Alex?
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- Nemaš trik koljeno.
- Da.
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Jennifer, slušaj... opa!
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Noga mi je jednostavno pala.
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Vau.
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Ovo je stvarno zbogom.
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Pa, uh, ne-ne još sasvim.
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Uh, Rose, Harry,
uh, Skippy, pogledaj.
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Stvarno ćeš nam nedostajati.
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Ali, uh...
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dobro, teško je to staviti
to riječima, pa, uh...
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Zbogom, gospođo Keaton.
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nikada te neću zaboraviti.
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Oh, jako ćeš mi nedostajati!
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Ti si mi značio svijet.
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Gospodine Keaton, hoćete
čekaj me, hoćeš li?
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Bolje da sada krenemo.
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♪ Slava, slava aleluja ♪
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♪ Slava, slava aleluja ♪
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♪ Slava, slava aleluja ♪
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♪ Njegova istina maršira dalje. ♪
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Bolje da svi požure
gore; pregled je za pet.
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Irwine, hajde, ustani.
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Još minutu, mama.
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Ja nisam tvoja mama.
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Imam pištolj.
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Oh.
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Bok, Holworthy.
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Bok, shnookums.
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Sad ustani; to je inspekcija.
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I već si dva puta pao.
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Ovaj put sam spreman.
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Bolje povuci
sebe zajedno,
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ili ćeš izgubiti
tvoja vikend karta.
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Hej, rukovatelj,
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što radiš
sa svojom vikend kartom?
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Oh, mislio sam da hoću
samo se motaj ovdje
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i osvježite
Ženevska konvencija.
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Jeste li čuli
što Handleman radi
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s njegovom vikend propusnicom?
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Osvježavanje
Ženevska konvencija.
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Što je dovraga
Ženevska konvencija?
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Pa, možda bi trebao visjeti
izađi sa mnom ovdje i osvježi to.
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Meni se obraćaš, Handleman?
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Holworthy, odstupi.
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Ne plašiš me.
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U redu, možda
plašiš me.
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Mogu li vas podsjetiti gospodo
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da znam naredniče
Davis osobno?
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Zagrlili smo se.
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Deset koliba!
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Spremni za pregled?
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Da, naredniče!
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Zapravo, dobro bi mi došlo
još nekoliko minuta.
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Ne čujem te, Handleman!
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To bi moglo biti
naslage voska, naredniče Davis.
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00:15:06,539 --> 00:15:08,337
Ne mogu vjerovati
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da sam ja taj koji
regrutirao te, Handleman!
341
00:15:10,877 --> 00:15:13,642
Ne mogu vjerovati da ti
nisu me niti jednom ušuškali!
342
00:15:13,780 --> 00:15:15,772
Stavi poklopac na to, vojniče!
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Dobro, vojnici,
mirno stanite.
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Dođite do svojih kreveta.
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Dobar posao, Curtis.
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Bravo, Matthews.
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00:15:39,872 --> 00:15:41,363
Dobar posao, Strauss.
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Bravo, Holworthy.
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Tražite li
nešto konkretno, naredniče?
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Da!
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Tražim
znakovi vojnika!
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00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,653
A ja ovdje ne vidim nijednog!
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00:16:05,765 --> 00:16:07,825
Hm...
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00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:10,368
Naredniče Davis, mogu li
razgovarati s tobom na minutu?
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00:16:11,404 --> 00:16:13,305
Što nam se dogodilo?
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00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,867
Bili smo tako bliski.
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00:16:17,009 --> 00:16:19,308
Zar se ne sjećaš,
natrag u ured za zapošljavanje?
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Pa, uvijek ćemo imati
Kolumbo, rukovatelj.
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Ali upravo sada...
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00:16:24,484 --> 00:16:28,080
kad jedno od vas zajebe,
iznevjerio si cijeli vod!
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00:16:31,858 --> 00:16:34,623
Kad jedan od vas
ne uspijeva, svi ne uspijevate!
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00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,937
Ukinute vikend karte,
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pohvale Private
Irwin Handleman.
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Hm...
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Ne, uh, naredniče, vi...
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Ljudi, imam ih
dodatni Fig Newtons.
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00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,777
koga ja zavaravam
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00:17:40,526 --> 00:17:43,325
Celery dog, Elyse?
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00:17:43,462 --> 00:17:47,126
Steven, večeras...
imat ćeš sreće.
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Nije me briga za to,
Elyse, želim nešto hrane.
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To sam i bio
govorim o tome, Steven.
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Vidiš, bio si
tako jadno cijeli tjedan,
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morati sve ovo pojesti
hrana s niskim kolesterolom,
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pa sam nazvao dr. Harrisona,
i to je povremeno govorio
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mogli biste se malo počastiti.
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00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:18,321
Ne zadirkuj me, Elyse.
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00:18:19,999 --> 00:18:22,867
Uživajte u ovome.
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O, Bože, Elyse, hvala ti.
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00:18:32,011 --> 00:18:33,775
Ne, ne, ne, ne.
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00:18:33,913 --> 00:18:36,178
Ne možeš imati sve.
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Možete samo imati...
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ovoliko.
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00:18:52,064 --> 00:18:53,555
Zar ga nećeš završiti?
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00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:56,863
Htio bih spasiti
odmor za sutra.
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00:18:59,271 --> 00:19:00,271
Hej, pogledaj ovo.
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00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:01,650
- Dobili smo razglednicu od Skippyja.
- Da.
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00:19:01,674 --> 00:19:02,835
Oh, što piše?
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00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,570
Uh... ne znam,
na španjolskom je.
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"Mis amigos Keatons.
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Todo esta muy
bueno aqui en Akron."
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00:19:16,288 --> 00:19:19,053
Bilo je to nešto o Akronu.
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00:19:19,191 --> 00:19:20,557
Kako znaš, Jennifer?
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00:19:20,693 --> 00:19:22,685
Jesi li učila španjolski?
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znaš...
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samo je otišao
nekoliko tjedana,
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00:19:44,984 --> 00:19:47,681
ali stvarno mi nedostaje
naš mali Skippito.
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00:19:52,124 --> 00:19:55,822
Ne mogu vjerovati, tata,
ali moram se složiti s tobom.
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00:19:55,961 --> 00:19:58,692
Mislim, zapamtite sve
gluposti koje je radio?
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00:19:58,831 --> 00:20:00,766
Kao kad bi
dođi da nas vidiš,
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umjesto kucanja na vrata,
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00:20:02,768 --> 00:20:04,999
zgnječio bi lice
uz staklo i...
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00:20:09,575 --> 00:20:10,440
Skippy?
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00:20:10,576 --> 00:20:11,853
Skippy, što radiš ovdje?
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00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,437
Nisam mislio da hoće
dati ti slobodno vrijeme.
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00:20:13,579 --> 00:20:16,879
Napravite slova "A-W-O-L"
znači li ti nešto?
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00:20:17,016 --> 00:20:18,279
Otišli ste u samostalku?
407
00:20:18,417 --> 00:20:19,417
Tako je, uspio sam.
408
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:20,679
Otišla sam u bespuće.
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00:20:20,820 --> 00:20:22,948
Što je AWOL?
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00:20:23,089 --> 00:20:25,558
To znači "Odsutan bez dopusta."
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00:20:25,691 --> 00:20:26,691
Stvarno?
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00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:29,887
Mislio sam to doslovno
značilo "zid".
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00:20:30,029 --> 00:20:32,658
Kao kod prelaska preko a
zid, što sam i učinio.
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00:20:32,798 --> 00:20:33,798
Oh, čovječe.
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00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,277
Skippy, što su
o čemu pričaš?
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00:20:35,301 --> 00:20:37,079
Slušaj, mislio sam da si rekao
tamo je sve išlo dobro.
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00:20:37,103 --> 00:20:38,346
Nije bilo. Bio je to a
potpuna katastrofa.
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00:20:38,370 --> 00:20:39,497
Nitko me nije volio.
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00:20:39,638 --> 00:20:42,972
Ma daj, Skippy,
trebao bi se naviknuti na to.
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00:20:44,610 --> 00:20:45,930
O moj Bože.
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00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:47,489
- Oh, ovdje narednik Davis.
- Oh, to je narednik...
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00:20:47,513 --> 00:20:49,057
- Što da radim?
- Pa, Skippy, ja...
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00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,640
Ne, ja...
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00:20:53,652 --> 00:20:55,143
Pa, naredniče Davis.
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00:20:55,287 --> 00:20:56,721
gospodine Keaton.
426
00:20:56,856 --> 00:21:00,054
Ako ste ovdje da mjerite
ja za uniformu, oko lica.
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00:21:00,192 --> 00:21:01,251
ne ne
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00:21:01,393 --> 00:21:02,571
Ovdje sam u potrazi za
Redov Irwin Handleman.
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00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:03,595
Oh.
430
00:21:03,696 --> 00:21:05,240
Pri... Čuješ li to, Steven?
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00:21:07,199 --> 00:21:08,531
On izgleda...
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00:21:08,667 --> 00:21:10,829
On traži
Privatni Irwin Handle...
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00:21:10,970 --> 00:21:12,996
Želite, želite
pas celer, gospodine?!
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00:21:16,208 --> 00:21:18,473
Ovdje sam, naredniče Davis.
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00:21:19,845 --> 00:21:22,280
hvala puno,
Gospođo Keaton, ali...
436
00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:26,249
ovo je moj problem i...
Moram se nositi s tim.
437
00:21:26,385 --> 00:21:28,581
Oprostite, ljudi,
ali bi li ti smetalo
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00:21:28,721 --> 00:21:31,213
ako razgovaram s
privatno privatno?
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00:21:43,068 --> 00:21:44,627
rukovatelj,
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00:21:44,770 --> 00:21:48,070
počinili ste
vrlo ozbiljan prekršaj.
441
00:21:48,207 --> 00:21:51,336
Sada, odlazak u samostalku je jedan od
Najmanje omiljene stvari vojske.
442
00:21:51,477 --> 00:21:54,037
Što će se dogoditi
meni sada, naredniče?
443
00:21:54,180 --> 00:21:56,775
Mogli bismo bacati
ti u ogradu.
444
00:21:58,784 --> 00:22:01,083
Ili bismo mogli staviti
ti na kamenoj gomili.
445
00:22:04,256 --> 00:22:07,454
Ili... mogli bismo
što ćemo učiniti.
446
00:22:07,593 --> 00:22:09,152
Pustiti te van.
447
00:22:09,295 --> 00:22:10,661
Možeš li to učiniti?
448
00:22:10,796 --> 00:22:13,595
To se zove pripravnik
otpust zbog neprilagodljivosti.
449
00:22:13,732 --> 00:22:16,258
Ovo neće biti prvi
jedan od ovih koje sam dobio.
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Gledaj, Irwine...
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dio odrastanja
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00:22:25,678 --> 00:22:28,512
je otkriti gdje se uklapate.
453
00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:30,240
I gdje se ne uklapaš.
454
00:22:30,382 --> 00:22:33,546
I oboje te poznajemo
ne stane u vojsku.
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ne znam
456
00:22:35,187 --> 00:22:36,815
Ne osjećam se dobro zbog ovoga.
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ne želim
osjećam se kao da odustajem.
458
00:22:38,958 --> 00:22:40,950
nisi Otpušten si.
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00:22:45,264 --> 00:22:47,290
Pa super. Dakle, ja sam
natrag tamo gdje sam počeo.
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Povratak na početak.
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00:22:48,500 --> 00:22:49,729
Jednostavno nisam dobar ni u čemu.
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00:22:49,869 --> 00:22:51,303
Hej, slušaj me, Irwine.
463
00:22:51,437 --> 00:22:54,236
Trebalo je puno hrabrosti
da se pridružiš vojsci.
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I to je
ista vrsta hrabrosti
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00:22:56,108 --> 00:22:58,543
to će te dovesti do toga
gdje bi s pravom trebao biti.
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00:22:59,979 --> 00:23:02,471
Ti ćeš
postani muškarac, Irwine.
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Hvala vam, naredniče Davis.
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Alex!
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Želim te.
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Znaš, zapravo,
Naredniče Davis,
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00:23:20,566 --> 00:23:21,761
Razmišljao sam o tome
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00:23:21,901 --> 00:23:24,132
Zračno računovodstvo
Korpus, i... oh!
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00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:26,000
Prokletstvo, staro trik koljeno.
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Oh, to je...
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Vratit ću se po tebe, Alex.
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Irwin.
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Sjedni, Ubu, sjedni. Dobar pas.